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Thoughts on Friends

I'll start with Keith, since I've known him the longest. He's now into mortgages which means he's real good at managing money. That certainly helps when you've got two daughters; Ashlee and Madison.

Moving on we have Vern who makes the real money (although he does nothing but e-mail us jokes). We all aspire to make as much as he does, but we know it will never happen. He has two daughters, Kathryn and Sydney.

There's Jeff, who has two kids (Tamryn and Trevor) and therefore no time on his hands.

Staying in the married group we have Herb, the farmer wannabe. He has to climb the pole to use the phone -- remember Green Acres? He's got one son named Charlie and a new daughter whose name I've yet to learn.

There's Craig. Will he ever find a girlfriend? Someday, maybe.

There's Wedge. I've hear he's given up the ornament biz and is looking to get back into the financial world. Wow.

And last but not least is my buddy Ted who works at NASA -- got to keep those shuttles flying! Ted has two sons, Davis and Tanner.